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黯然銷魂飯
12018-04-10 17:04:19
幽默是生活的潤滑劑，笑一笑十年少，你聽說過哪些英語笑話嗎？我們一起來欣賞一下幽默爆笑的英語笑話精選吧。
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫：請你不要再喊了，我還沒碰你的牙呢。
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀！
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是？
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very ill.”
他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
“I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor.
醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I'm not dead. I'm still alive.”
聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”
“Be quiet,” said the wife. “the doctor knows better than you!”
妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”
One day, Eve asked Adam, “Do you really love me?”
一天，夏娃問亞當：“你當真愛我嗎？”
Adam said helplessly, “Do I have any other choice?”
亞當無可奈何地回答：“我還有得選擇嗎？”
Wife: You see. According to te statistics on thepaper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子：你看這張報紙，據統計，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
Husband: It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫：請你不要再喊了，我還沒碰你的牙呢。
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀！
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是？
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very ill.”
他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
“I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor.
醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I'm not dead. I'm still alive.”
聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”
“Be quiet,” said the wife. “the doctor knows better than you!”
妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”
One day, Eve asked Adam, “Do you really love me?”
一天，夏娃問亞當：“你當真愛我嗎？”
Adam said helplessly, “Do I have any other choice?”
亞當無可奈何地回答：“我還有得選擇嗎？”
Wife: You see. According to te statistics on thepaper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子：你看這張報紙，據統計，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
Husband: It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
丈夫：那有什么。據我調查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。
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