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孩子的觀點(diǎn)


A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: "On Their Way To School''.


"It must be mistaken, I bet. They must be on their way home after school. I'm sure of this." the boy concluded.



一個(gè)小男孩正在看報(bào)紙上的一張照片。照片中是一幫孩子背著書包，高高興興地走在路上。照片下面一排小字寫著：“上學(xué)路上”。


小男孩總結(jié)說：“我打賭，一定是搞錯(cuò)了。他們肯定是在放學(xué)的路上，我肯定。”



四減四等于幾


One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.



一天，老師問彼得：“4減4等于幾？”彼得張口結(jié)舌答不上來。老師生氣地說：“真笨！你想，我要是往你口袋里放四個(gè)硬幣，而你的口袋上有個(gè)窟窿，硬幣全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里還剩下什么？”“窟窿。”彼得答道。


你還能吃嗎


In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bowl of rice, then one more bowl. After having eaten the third bowl, you have felt full to the throat. At this time, can you eat any more?"


One of the students asked: "Is there any dish?"


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化學(xué)課上老師講解溶劑與溶質(zhì)的關(guān)系：“一定的溶劑只能溶解一定的溶質(zhì)。比如說，你吃了一碗飯，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已經(jīng)飽了，你還能吃下去嗎？”


有個(gè)學(xué)生問：“還有菜嗎？”



穿襪子


Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.


Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there


others


socks. One is short and the other is long, too.



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媽媽：小東，看你的襪子一只長，一只短，你肯定穿錯(cuò)了。


小東：沒錯(cuò)啊！我剛才看過剩下的兩只也是一只長，一只短。


 明天早上數(shù)


It's a right. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John "What are you doing?"


John says, "I'm counting stars.”


Tom laughs and says, "It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?"



這是一個(gè)晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰：“你在干什么？”


約翰說：“我在數(shù)星星。”


湯姆笑著說：“現(xiàn)在天空太黑了。你為什么不等到明天早上再數(shù)呢？”



都不是


It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.


At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"


"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."